ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
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jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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?????

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C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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coppergone:

electrikmoonlight:

green-globbin:

hanakima:

kaiplue:

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.



I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

#/click #beep beep beep errRRRRR GRRNRRGRRNRRRSSGGHHGHGHHGHH#KSKSHHHSKSHSHSHSHSKHSHSHSHS #SHIT MY PARENTS ARE UP

my god yes

I can hear my mom now "Get off the internet I’m expecting a phone call"

u’ve got mail

yes that slowed down gif
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